Uncategorized And There’s Some Evil Mothers 25 Apr 201628 Apr 2016 My kids wear a shirt that says, "The thing about science is that it's true whether you believe it or not". That about nails it.But as you may have noticed,…
Ghouls 3 Oct 20153 Oct 2015 Searching for upsides to Oregon? Look no further: The deadliest mass killing in the state’s history had taken place a few miles away and to the staff and customers of…
Dumb Dynasty 7 Jul 20157 Jul 2015 In their neverending quest to remain Palinesquely relevant, the Duck Dynasty folks sporadically issue brain-vomit from their faceholes about something they don't understand. Each utterance is somehow exponentially more stupid…
Auntie Vaxx 16 Jun 201516 Jun 2015 California is gearing up to remove the "personal belief" exemption from children's vaccines. That's important: The reason why California lawmakers are considering SB 277 is because scientists have figured out…
Alternative Realities 10 Jun 201510 Jun 2015 Yesterday we talked about people inventing their own realities because they can't reconcile actual reality with their cockamamie religious beliefs. It appears that we have to go a little further…
Fucking Politics Common Whore 9 Jun 20159 Jun 2015 I suppose any Republican running for office has to eventually confront the Christian Right and try to get them in line for their candidacy. But who can tell the difference…
Duggar Dirty Laundry 26 May 201526 May 2015 Multiple websites are trumpeting every little tidbit they can about the fucking Duggars, because it's so salacious. It's fun to skewer hypocrites and liars, especially those who issue judgements upon…
Uncategorized In The Drink 19 Apr 201519 Apr 2015 Hey. I went on vacation at my mother's hideaway in the swamps of South Carolina. She took drastic measures to not have any neighbors and bought a mobile home on…
Fucking Politics Priorities FUBAR 11 Apr 201512 Apr 2015 Apparently you can't get out of a country to the US when your life is in danger. But if you were denied homeschooling? Come on in, say the Republicans: Republicans…
Fucking Politics Suffer, Little Children 17 Mar 201517 Mar 2015 I have decided to downgrade Ted Cruz from "dangerous" status to "plain old screw-up". It's becoming quite clear that Ted makes a fool of himself wherever he goes. He's not…