Ted Cruz Courting Cooter 15 Mar 202324 Mar 2023 Ted Cruz, trying to lock up the yahoo vote: Leaving no political stone unturned, newly-declared presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a very particular answer on Tuesday when asked…
Godless Rock 17 Jun 201518 Jun 2015 No doubt that by now most of you have heard some Christian rock. It's oxymoronic. By nature, religion does not rock. At its heart, rock is about hedonism, independence, protest,…
Texas Flood 1 Jun 20152 Jun 2015 Holy post hoc to the fucking ergo propter hoc: Glenn Beck returned from vacation today and noted that upon his return flight back to Texas, he was astonished to see…
Uncategorized Screwy Louie 2 May 20152 May 2015 Did you know that the FBI was called in to investigate the lyrics of "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen? They wrote 118 pages of analysis because some grandma complained to…
Uncategorized Music You Do Not Deserve/High Art…I Found Some! 4 Mar 20154 Mar 2015 Take equal parts Charles Manson, Robert Tilton, Daniel Johnston, John S. Hall, and Rodney Anonymous, add your favorite inhalant, a keyboard...and... If you can't get enough of this, you can…
Fucking Politics… Mitt’s Shaky Abortion Stance 14 Oct 201115 Oct 2011 I'm just going to let you do the reading on the flip-floppiness of his answers. Here is some music for you while you read.
postaday2011 Where The Trees Have Leaves Of Prisms 18 Mar 201118 Mar 2011 I am still trying to get over the crisis in Japan. It haunts me, it haunts me that anyone who lives near a reactor may suffer the same fate. I…
postaday2011… Home Alone 8 Mar 20118 Mar 2011 I ain't cute. I drink out of a toilet mug, and the other pets in my wife's house drink from an actual toilet. Why are we all so hung up…
postaday2011 Music You Don’t Deserve 4 Mar 20116 Mar 2011 Fuck all of you. Listen up, this is your theme. Did you slip your disco, you sorry things?