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They're warm, shut up. A little short, I don't know how you fucking girls tolerate a sock that feels like it's going to fall off of your heel while you…

Took You Fucking Long Enough, Hotpants 27 May 2023

Look. I ain’t made of wood. Kyrsten Sinema is hot cha. I don’t like her very much right now, but today I shall make an exception for her rock headed independence. She’s signed on to raising the debt limit. Now she’s sexier. Always root for a woman who is smarter than you. You just beContinue […]

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ILL BE CATEGORIZIN’ 23 Apr 2023

Now that I have shaken everything bit of my decent material here to the chagrin of followers, I’m about to wtite good stuff again. I don’t have long. Music calls, and must attend. This will be the last uncategorized post. So you can get organized. I’ll be having smokes as I read you laughing withContinue […]

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Untitled 10 Apr 2023

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Back To Basics 9 Apr 2023

On this strange day, I don’t have much to say. I’m finding out who I am all over again. The best I can do is remind you to fill your corners with music. Enjoy. The post Back To Basics first appeared on The Illogical Seminary.

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Writing… 8 Apr 2023

Seeing as how I took my native tongue to WHEREVER the fuck I just landed, according to the wife who is very angry that I rolled of bed at the crack of dawn, writing has been nigh impossible. I may have been on a second trip to a ward (wherever that was) and came outContinue […]

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The Doors Of Misperception 2 Apr 2023

While we wait for the indictments of certain congrescritters to begin, one person has been quietly released to a halfway house. This guy. Now most of you have decided that either the rioters should rot in jail or be executed. But that goes against my sense of justice. Cruel and unusual punishment is not whatContinue […]

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No News 1 Apr 2023

I’m probably not going to pen anything great. But as a public servant, I as always will send along the best thing I see. Here it is. The patent for insulin cost a dollar. This kind of profiteering must stop. The post No News first appeared on The Illogical Seminary.

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Where The Fuck Are We? 31 Mar 2023

I’m as amazed as the next guy. Teflon Don has found himself with charges that will in all likelihood stick. It’s quite a bit like shock, to realize this is happening and then your brain wants to shut off to block the pain. Speechless is apropos right now. I only have sentences left. They’re gettingContinue […]

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Billionarian Cult 29 Mar 2023

I’m not much of a media critic, but I think we all know that Showtime’s Waco is probably more important than Yellowstone, Yellowjackets, or Succession. There is a reason for that, and you smarties know it. Ted Nugent kicks off the Trump rally in Waco by calling Zelenskyy a "homosexual weirdo" to cheers pic.twitter.com/21d6x3mI5F —Continue […]

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Walking Spanish 28 Mar 2023

People don’t know who I am. But more than enough people know who Roy Edroso is. I sorta came to him by way of his blog (how could you forget a band name like his?), and now he is a Substacker, which I am happy to pay for even if I don’t have the timeContinue […]

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Day: January 11, 2011

I Have No Gums, And I Must Scream

The Universe Is Folding Up On Itself, And I Am Wearing Fuzzy Tiger Socks